To err is human...

I'm ashamed to admit this, but in complete honesty, the free pizza really was the tipping point.

Quite frankly, if I never hear another thing about a particular Hollywood socialite's failed marriage, it will be too soon.

In light of that, the elderly couple sitting near me at the library was a poignant reminder of what love really looks like. The wife appeared to have had a stroke (based on her speech and movements) and the endless patience her husband possessed was incredibly moving. And since they'll never make the cover of a national magazine anytime soon, here's their 15 minutes.

If the shoe vest fits, wear it. That said, I'm not planning on sporting any Hello Kitty threads anytime soon.